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Slang for male masturbation. Most commonly used to annoy a girl called Emily, who loves the actor Tom Hanks
“I walked into my housemates room while he was Tom Hanking it”
The act of being so fucking poor that even a bum would throw a coin at you.
A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)
1) the act of rotating the hands in opposite directions around the shaft of the penis
2) a painful sex move that cosmo thinks is a good idea
"That bitch performed a hank johnson, so I punched her in the throat, megan."
A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly
Hank Azaria is fine af
Male version of a jank skank. A dude lowering his standards to get free drugs. Always chasing a bag but never has his own. See definition of a scrub.
My back hurts from carrying these sorry entitled jank Hanks. Stop counting my pockets and put in work to have something in your own.