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A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say
Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.
Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?
The Opposite of ghosting. The act of manoeuvring your way back into your ex’s /ex friends life by linking up with a member of their inner circle.
Ex’s best friend: “Oh I’ve been hanging out with Sarah, I invited her to my party”
EX: “bro she’s totally haunting me.”
Sarah: “How is my ex boyfriend going to see my revenge bod?”
Sarah’s friend: “Oh that’s easy! Just haunt him, you know his friend Jake don’t you?..”
(verb): the act of temporarily ghosting someone with the intent to message them back
bro did you hear emily was haunting stefan
When the person who ghosted you keeps showing up in your social circle and starts dating your friends.
That dick Ron is haunting me, showing up at the party last night with my cousin Rita.
When someone's ghosting on somebody else, but still is in the other person's life occasionally.
Girl 1: This guy I met a few months ago just dissapeared and stopped talking to me.
Girl 2: Ugh, I hate it guys, who just stard ghosting you randomly.
Girl 1: But the weird thing is, he still likes my instagram pictures!
Girl 2: Actually, I think he's haunting you!