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extremely kinky guy. loves it rough. tries to make you his bitch. likes red eyes to match his red balls. wants to go skinny dipping in a public pool & see how long it would take to get caught. doesn't know what a firefly or artic blizzard is. likes to bound & gag people & use furry lime green handcuffs.
the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie
So he started asking for pics & wanted to bound & gag you?? His name is Hayden right???
Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.
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A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense
Omg look at that nerd. He must be a Hayden
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A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
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The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?
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Def 1 : Hayden is the name for when someone who is a total pussy/Fuck boi/asshole/ and or faggot.
Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again
He is such a Hayden.
I dont date Haydens.
I can't believe he did a hayden on me last night!
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A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.
"Hayden you dumbass"
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A big little nonce with no friends. He touches up little kids and gets them in his white van
Look over there "Haydens" taking the kids
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