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A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.
"I hate that small town St Helens, it is full of ballbag chavs."
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When you cum in both of a girls eyes and ram your cock down her throat so she has trouble speaking.
I felt like a miracle worker when I gave Sarah the Helen Keller.
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To throw yourself out a window as if you are on crank.
Derivation: a reference to one of Hunt's early roles, an 80's after school special entitled "Angel Dusted" where she throws herself out a window after trying angel dust at the behest of her creepy crank-making boyfriend.
"i need to leave the office before i helen hunt myself out of this bitch"
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When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.
Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.
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verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.
We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.
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A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.
Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!
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Helen Clark - New Zealand's second female prime minister. At one time Forbes magazine ranked her as the 38th most powerful woman in the world.
In New Zealand non European-descent ethnic groups refer to their elders as 'uncle' or aunty'. Helen Clark is widely supported among the various ethnic groups in New Zealand.
Her detractors often refer to her as 'uncle Helen' in an attempt to describe her appearance and/or demeanour.
Random guy 1: Kia ora aunty Helen! Howzit goin'?
Prime Minister Clark: Kia ora mate! Not too bad aye.
Random guy 2: Bugger me! It's uncle Helen.. piss of ya lesbo!
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