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aka Gucci middle or Homs, this school consists of potheads, sluts, preps, rednecks, and rich kids. this school is basically jail there are gates to keep kids from escaping. the food at the cafeteria sucks the only thing kids gets are the blue slushies bc they are the only decent thing there. Half the teachers don't know how to teach and bc of that most kids fail to succeed in life. when U think of this school you wanna crawl into a ball and cry.
kid-yo you go to hidden oaks middle school?
student-ya I wanna cry
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A middle school full of thots who think they are cool because they talk to to Highschoolers. You can either be very rich or very ghetto.
I got to hidden valley middle school
damn bro that must suck
its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls
o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.
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When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
crouching tiger hidden dragon
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When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.
Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.
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During sex, just as the male is about to cum, he doens't tell the female and instead shoots the money shot on the face.
reference to Ranch Dressing
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A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat
Me stumbling drunk" Dude dont make me open a can of Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass on u"
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