Random
Source Code
Random
A cynical hellhole overrun by stupid cheerleaders and football players. It is required in the U.S. for all students ages 14-18. As each person goes through this, they are given a stereotype and are expected to follow it perfectly or risk being called an "outcast". Some stereotypes include, but are not limited too: Jock, Cheerleader, Drama Geek, Band Geek, Blonde, Nerd, etc. Each student's goal is to make everyone else feel inferior to themselves through the means of cliques, exclusive parties, and such. All students also have to deal with bitchy adults called "teachers" who make sure each student comes back by giving them 3 hours of homework a night to be completed for the next day. Resulting in late-night homework marathons fueled by "Red Bull" and "Monsters". The main goal of high school is to make everyone feel shitty about themselves, teach them their places in society, and haunt them long afterwards about it. High School lasts for 4 years.
Male 1: My mom was prom queen in high school
Male 2: Yeah, i also remember that she was a cum dumpster
Male 1: At least she was popular
Male 2: Don't you ever say anything about that to me again. You know my dad was a drama geek
Male 1: Fine. Can you at least get another 10 pack of Red Bull? We're gonna need another two crates if we wanna finish this Honors History report for tomorrow.
Male: I love finishing reports at 3 am like this.
5👍 1👎
Protips to the future freshmen out there: Stick with your friends. Get a huge group of your familiars going and talk with your friends as much as possible.
Now, study your ass off and make sure to pick the right electives. Socialize, stay clean and yeah.
Finally, you've made it to 10th! 9th was surely a hellhole of a year huh? Well then, 10th won't be as dramatic. Make sure to get your Liscence and keep on top with your grades.
Hm, 10th wasn't so bad huh? Welcome to 11th. Enjoy your leisure time? Not anymore, because now you have to work twice as hard!
12th now huh dude? Yeah, you've passed 11th legit! I'm proud of you dude, 12 is a blast. No more hard work! Well you still have to do some work but still.
High School sucks unless you have friends and finding the right group can be a pain in the ass.
14👍 6👎
High School
A place where adults think they are sending their children to get an education to prepare them for life. In reality, a place where many teenagers go to take unnecessary classes that they won't remember the information taught when they settle into the " real world."
A place where teenagers go to try and convince everybody else that they are " cool"
"Dude what'd you learn in high school back in the day?"
" I learned things I never used after that class like graphing a quadratic function."
" Did you learn important things like learning to pay your bills or taxes, or something relating to your major."
" nah man."
8👍 2👎
there are many posers and preppy girls who wear juicy couture sweatshirts and tight jeans and stuff the bras which they can't even fill out. These preppy girls often post on their facebook statuses "zoooooted" or "outtt too q loungeee tonighhht w/ the girlss" and tyyyppee liiiike thiiis. they are little ass fuckers that take sluty facebook pictures with tight sweats that show off their ass and tank tops to try and make their boobs look bigger, sure they're fucking hot and any guy would like to fuck them but their idiots. they most likely dye their hair a different color in the back and the preppy girls- scratch that EVERY girl has at least 1 pair of uggs. they always get hugs from guys who always touch their flat stomach and try to go lower on their flat asses. and most likely try to touch their boobs and then the girls make a big deal out of it but seriously their double a cups. the staff can suck it everyone is a bitch !
you try to dull your senses and try to filter out what every dumbass is saying about whoever. most likely preps go clubbing- in teen clubs and think theyre cool bc of it, but its pretty fucking gay- nathan lane gay. you might like those catfights and those rumers spread around and you might hate watching that hot guy get that hot girl, but sure sure there might be somewhere deep down inside you, deep deep down- at the bottom of your foot- you gotta love high school.
But seriously get a grip high school is a
PAINFUL FUCK IN THE ASS.
UGH high school sucks hugh heffners dick.
13👍 6👎
Apparently a thing to whine and cry about. But where the hell are you going to go without it? Nowhere. Everyone has to do it, and those who don't, flip burgers for the rest of their lives. If you really hate it that much, then drop out and go do that. And a place where people go home and cry about not being popular and not fitting in with the kids in the cool crowd. Who cares, you're not going to see any of those fags in 4 years anyway. It's only 36 months. Chill out and stop whining and crying about getting too much homework. No shit we get overworked for no reason. But hell, it's not like we can stop it so just fucking deal with it you douche bags. And forget about making friends. There is no point. After 4 years, you won't see these people ever again, so just go home do your damn homework have some fun study and get the hell out as fast as you can. Now don't get me wrong, I don't like it or anything, but atleast I've faced dealing with it. Now fucking go study so you can get good grades, and get into a college that will get you a good job so you can live the 'American dream'.
High School is where you have to go unless you want to make minimum wage for the rest of your life. So get over the whole 'wahhh I have so much homework and I don't fit in with the popular kids' attitude and deal with it.
181👍 143👎
a place of torture only eased by drugs and alchohol to dim the memories.
if you remember high school you either weren't there or you weren't cool
63👍 45👎