Hippo-crite

A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.

hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.

You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite

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velvet hippo

An endearing term that refers to a pit bull terrier breed of dog

Just adopted a velvet hippo from the shelter today.

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hippo style

Bear style in the water.

"Yeah we were in the pool and I took her hippo style"

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Blue Hippo

An extremely rare type of cannibas that is grown only out in the areas around California. Its a mixture of hydroplonic grown cannabis and cannibas known as "fire". The outcome of the mixture gives it a sort of blueish color and it is very strange to see. The pricing should be about 20 to 25 dollars a gram.

"Yo I got this blue hippo shit. Kept me ripped for hours."

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Wet hippo

When a man lays on a water bed as a very large women gets a running start and jumps on the man and the water bed explodes.

Trudy (weighing about 300 pounds) jumped on Jim and the water bed exploded and flooded the room. This is referred to as a wet hippo.

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Crusty Hippo

When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.

"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."

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hippo-fucker

1. One who fucks hippos or enjoys watching others fuck hippos. 2. Someone acting or saying something stupid/moronic/idiotic/etc.

I don't want to watch american idol because Simon is such a hippo-fucker

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