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1: a canadian magazine that was once called 'The beaver'. 2: A depraved sex act that involces a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of canadian maple syrup and the Stanley Cup
1: "Im reading The Beaver", "Its now called Canadas History.", "no, Im reading The Beaver porn magizine."
2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
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"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."
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The history of a Vagina. Basically the amount of people a female has slept with. Something you should ask your girlfriend (or mum) about.
That girl is hot but i bet she has a alot of Vagina History.
Hey baby what is your vagina history?
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the act of dipping one's penis in maple syrup then preforming oral sex immadietly followed by vaginal sex.
i just canadas history the hell outta that bitch
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The sexual act in which you pour maple syrup into a cup half way. You then collect moose leavings and put it into the Stanly Cup. Saw off moose antlers from either a live moose or a wall mounted moose head, you mix the syrup and moose scat with one antler. With the other you are to have a female or male partner and you spank the person with the antler. With the cup you pour the syrup/moose scat over the person. As you do, you are to sing the canadian anthem. After the cup is empty the person covered in the stuff is to vomit into the cup, and you are to jack off into it and mix this with the first antler. This you are to pour over you while naming Canada's provenses. After you have poured the vomit/cum over you, you and the partner is to fist eachother's asses at the same time, and saying "eh?" over and over.
1.The most vial and distrubing sexual act I have ever heared of is called Canada's History
2.My girlfriend Canada's history-ed me last night, I didnt know she was so disturbing....and hot
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The sexual act of covering moose antlers with maple syrup leaving it out overnight and sticking the bug covered antlers into as many orifices as possible while your partner beats you over the head with the Stanly Cup. Then using the resulting blood and semen to draw a portrait of Queen Elizabeth ii all while listning to Rush or Bryan Adams
Bill: I met a hot girl from Toronto last night
Steve: Did you do Canada's History with her
Bill: Yeah do you want to see the queen portrait
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The 'Canada's History' is an extremely vile, yet strangely satisfying, sex act that originated in the Moose Jaw, SK, General Hospital Psychiatric ward in 1987. It is now practiced throughout Canada, especially in the cold parts, by children, adults, and seniors alike. The act itself involves the male genitalia being dipped in maple syrup before being made to negotiate a pair of Moose antlers which have been strapped to the female's groin area. Male beginners at this move may choose to wear a protective sports cup on the their groin while practicing this skill with their friends--this is often referred to on the schoolyards of Canada as the "Stanley Cup". Regional differences do exist in regards to the 'Canada's History' however. In maritime Canada and northern Quebec, where human-looking and smelling females have long since become extinct, the use of a seal instead of a human female is accepted. While the normal version of the "Canada's History" is culminated by both parties needlessly apologizing to each other, the Maritime/N. Quebec version ends with the clubbing of the aforementioned seal.
"I wonder if mom and dad know we can hear them doing the Canada's History"
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