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a gross store. forever21, abercrombie, bebe, true religon, ruehl and many store are much better. It's where the people who can't afford abercrombie now. There clothes rip and they suck. Please don't wear there jeans, they fit odd and i'm even skinny. I object to shop there anymore. Plus its not original and I am. Poor people shop there..
did you just see that?-girl 1
yeah gross, she was wearing hollister.-girl 2
ew.-girl 1
promise you will never shop there?-girl 2
uh duh.-girl 1
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hollister is alright...but just to let you all know...its owned by abercrombie...and abercrombie is the best store in the world!!!<3
ABERCROMBIE AND HOLLISTER ROCK!!!!....and my daddy gives me at least $500 to shop at each store!!
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A backwater industrial biker town in California.
An unnecessary and superfluous chain of clothing stores, used by Abercrombie and Fitch to have more space to sell their make-cheap sell-high clothing.
"I would rather kill myself than live in or near Hollister..."
"If you want to pay a company to advertise for them, buy from Hollister!"
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Game played in Hollister stores in which players must make it to the back of the store and back outside before any employee greets them or asks for help.
Joe: Lets play the Hollister Game
Mike: Okay
*walk through store*
Employee: Hey wuts up?
Joe: shit
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(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister.
Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.
A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking men who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle etc to achieve that “worn” look, but are too snobby to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”
EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES:
The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30- somethings men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.
"I met a really cute guy in Birmingham but when I suggested we stake out some thrift stores for fun, he went all Hubris Hollister on me."
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Hollister has been referenced to as "the greatest cultural fraud perpetrated upon mankind", as such you can imagine the type of douche that wears their clothes on a day-to-day basis. A common "Hollister Kid" can be spotted wearing skin tight polos with popped collars, fake manboy tans, pre-ripped jeans, sandals, and an admiration for all things douche. The majority of these kids frequent beaches whilst listening/crying to Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, or any other shitty college prep dittys. Their admiration for beaches stems from a desire to be shirtless and greasy, but above all to have credentials when broadcasting the beachey-douchey-surfer-type image. Though they all appear to be clones there are exceptions as not every individual wearing Hollister is in fact a "Hollister Kid", they can have great personalities regardless of their cliched style of attire.
In spite of this regular lack of any sensibility Hollister Kids can often be found with hot girls.
Kudos to you Hollister Kids...kudos to you
Jack: Hey whats up, my name is Jack
Hollister Kid: Hey my name is Kevin...I work at Hollister
Jack: I don't give a fuck where you work.
Pedo: Look at those attractive girls!
Yan: Forget it unless you're keen on being a douchey Hollister Kid
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