Holy Dick

An expression of surprise or shock, much like "Holy Shit" but made much classier by the reference of male genitalia

Thing 1: BOO!
Thing 2: HOLY DICK! You scared me, you little hellion!!

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holy wack

When something exciting happens.
When something disapointing happens.
Alot like holy cow but clearly better.

Holy wack that lamb has a lot of wool!
Holy wack why did you have to go there..
Holy wack why does your grandma have no teath?!

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Holy hat

A strange, excited utterance one says when confronted with the fact that he is a complete dick.

Literally no human had ever said “Holy hat!” before until Kevin Kietzman did when defending his morally repugnant comments about Coach Andy Reid.

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Holy-Diver

A sexual act where the male makes the devil horn sign with his hand and inserts one finger in to the woman's vagina while inserting the other into her anus, and then proceeds to drum the beat of the DIO song "Holy Diver" on the woman's ass cheek.

This act is best done in with the female on her hands and knees with male kneeling behind her.

Friend 1: "Dude me and the girlfriend are going to try the holy-diver tonight!"

Friend 2: "Awesome! Be careful though, you don't want to be down too long in the midnight sea. Oh when you jump on the tiger make sure if you see stripes you know it's clean"

R.I.P. RONNIE JAMES DIO

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holy shiitake

Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.

A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.

A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."

Holy shiitake, it's cold outside.

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Holy Mackerel

An expression used when something happens that is unexpected HOLY MACKEREL!

Holy mackerel I was never expecting that DOG to jump on me. I feel like going out and catching an actual mackerel to settle my nerves. Holy mackerel

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Holy Shiznit

1. Am exclamation portraying the very excited or seriously ticked.

2. Kid Slang for 'Holy Sh*t!'

Sixth Grader: Well, Kat, homework is due today.

Kat: HOLY SHIZNIT!

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