The worst/best possible outcome for anything.
The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.
what you call someone who is really attractive, pleasant to the eye
woah you see that guy over there... he’s a major hoof!
“Hoof”
A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.
Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!
I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.
When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie
But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .