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Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.

If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?

by QuacksO May 3, 2021


benny hooters

Benny Hooters is a gay German strip club which is based scattered around mainly in Germany but also Russia. The club is owned by Benny Hooter. The is open from 22:00 till 07:00. The club is known for its reckless behaviour and its party times at 3am.

Benny Hooters is the best club!!

by BennyHooter April 17, 2018


doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024


Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024


Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Thou shalt not forsake my dairy hooters against a wall!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023


Backseat Hooter

When someone else is dictating how you take your hoots

Don't be a backseat hooter

by SpiralGoddes August 29, 2015


dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.

David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.

by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020