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Velo-hottie

State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).

George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"

Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."

by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hottie wottie

Ha-cha-cha! oh boy! hot dog! etc.

Alfalfa: "I hear the ice cream truck!"
Spanky: "Hottie wottie!"

by SnarkHunts May 10, 2005

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Emo Hottie

A female emo who although has many of the horrible and annoying traits of a typical emo is also extreemly attractive even when dressed in stupid emo clothes.

Dude 1: I heard u were talking to Erin the other day she is a total Emo Hottie!
Dude 2: fucks yeah!

by randazz August 6, 2008

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


ass hottie

A girl who looks good from behind, but has a horrific face.

Man 1: Check out that girl's ass. I dare you.
Man 2: Alright... (walks up to girl) ...Fuck!
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: Her face looks like a fucking tomato!
Man 1: She's such an ass hottie!

by frankiebaltimore September 20, 2015

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hotty Toddy

hah-tee-tah-dee (dialectal corruption of hoity-toity) adj. 1. assuming airs; pretentious; haughty; pretending to possess refinement and sophistication; arrogant; marked by an air of assumed importance 2. thoughtlessly silly or frivolous; giddy; flighty; foolish; riotous and noisy n. 3. A traditional school chant for the University of Mississippi, nicknamed Ole Miss
How appropriate…

"Hotty Toddy, gosh'a'mighty the rest is unintelligible drunken slurs

by BentBulldawg August 18, 2013

95πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Hey Hottie

Return to the phrase "Sup Sexy" when someone answers the phone.

*phone rings*
"Sup sexy!"
"Hey hottie."

by AFxoBabe69 October 26, 2007

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


hottie mchotterson

An extremely attractive female. Often comparable to a goddess however you do not want to respect a hottie mchotterson. Sex is the only thing on the menu.

Man, check out that hottie mchotterson. I'd do her.

by danklewankle May 27, 2007

23πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž