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Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.
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A slang term for a really obese person.
"That guy is like Houston Texas."
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The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.
Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.
Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.
A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.
Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!
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A quote from Beyonce's song "Run The World (Girls)". Famous viner and youtuber Liza Koshy often quoted it in her videos
Liza Koshy: I grew up in Houston Texas. Like Beyonce. HOUSTON TEXAS BABY!
(dance move)
George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!
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