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Briana Howard

The girlfriend of amazing child actor Jack Dylan Grazer. Also rumored to have dated Jaeden Lieberher and Noah Schnapp.

Ellie: I sure wish I was Briana Howard so I could still have Jack Dylan Grazer.
Millie: I know Briana's so nice though, she deserves him! Briana just gets too Jacked Up sometimes.
Ellie: I mean we all know Briana is the hot new thing, everyone loves her!
Millie: I know she's even dated Noah Schnapp and Jaeden Lieberher. Also she's Finn Wolfhard's best friend but we all know he's dating Sheala Blummert. Briana's for sure my idol. I mean have you ever looked up the meaning of the name Briana in the Urban dictionary.

Ellie: Yeah that's how we know for sure she's a Briana!
Millie: Shhhhhh! I'm trying to watch the latest Edition of Briana Howard!

by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018


Josh Howard

Professional cranbrook skateboarder that loves hanging out with little kids. 5’2 and best accomplice is Bassam Yasin Grant. Everyone only likes him cause he lets people use his stigs.

Guy 1: Is that Josh Howard?
Guy 2: Yeah brah I always pump his stigs

by Joshhowardsnumber1fan April 09, 2021


Hero Howard

The man, the myth, the legend. This superhero is a part of the Avengers 4 and use Despacito 2 as their theme song. His superpower is Kindness and he happens to be the only one in the group that has one.. During the day he works at a really bad middle school and is called Dr. Howard or Daddy Howard. See Daddy Howard

kid from table 1: yo did you see that game last night
kid from table 2: yeah man it was lit, did you see the part when obama-
Hero Howard: LEGS UNDER THE TABLE BOI *blows whistle 5 times into the microphone*
bystander: There he is! Hero Howard has been saving kids from having a social life since 2000!

by spoopiest matt spooper September 06, 2018


Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.

If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard

by Henry Trusseau June 04, 2013


Pulling a Howard

This is when you are having a healthy discord with a friend and just as you think you have them on their heels, the adversary brings something up that though technically has something to do with the subject at hand, is just arbitrary enough to completely throw you off of the original argument. This mixed with the opponent's ability to speak at an alarmingly fast pace will cause you to completely forget your best point and therefore lose the battle.

Dude, I was watching CNN last night and Donald Trump's advisor totally PULLED A HOWARD on Anderson Cooper!

- Pulling a Howard

by Whoopsy-Daisy March 06, 2019


howard johnson

Hand Job. Also known as a HJ. Heard on WMMR on 8-3.

I was in a movie theater when my girlfriend moved the popcorn box and started giving me a Howard Johnson.

by P-Diddy 33 August 03, 2007


Howard Dean

The Democratic candidate hoping to run for the White House again, and also chairman for the Democratic National Committee. He sure has the enthusiasm, if not way too much of it.

Howard Dean: Fuck John Kerry, we will defeat Condi Rice! We'll make it in 2008! AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRR!!!!!

by Your Mom December 11, 2004