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boy in june: i love you more than words could ever say.
boy in october: i love //her// more than words could ever say.
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An expression of love for the linux apache mysql (python|php|mysql) server otherwise known as what runs like 80% of the internets.
I love LAMP and I hate WISA.
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Can be truly meant to capture the heart of a female if truly meant by a male or vice versa.
OR...
To entrap a female by a male if it isn't meant, but would seem so and vice versa.
AND...
The same amount of letters as BULLSHIT.
Mainly overused by teenagers who think they know what love is, or over-commonly found in poetry.
1. *8 month relationship*
Guy: I love you
Girl: I love you too.
*Gets on one knee*
Guy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Yes!
2. (Flowchart still applies to either gender. Face it, you both can do it)
A: Asshole tries to build feelings.
*Did it work? *YES -> Go to B. NO -> repeat A*
B: Asshole plays with feelings.
*Did it work? YES -> Proceed to C or Repeat A or B some more. NO -> You fucked up.*
C: Get into their pants. (FINALLY)
*Did it work? YES -> Good job at being a dick or a player. Proceed or continue to do this while laying low or cheating with a next girl. NO -> You fucked up. Start over*
D: Break up with them.
*Did it work? No fucking comment. If you don't get this, you're an idiot. Hope you feel proud when you seem like a complete asshole/douchebag/(Insert other insult here)*
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Bethanie: "I got drunk and sucked brads cock behind a dumpster"
Emily: "OMG I love that for you!"
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The most heart warming words you can ever hear. Words that are usually hard to believe and used as a joke but once you find the THAT person, when they say those three words every other thought just goes away.
Also the words i will never ever get tired of saying to Riley. You make my life worth living, even when everything else is shit. I want you forever.
Riley: i love you baby
Helena: i love you too
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The “i love you I LOVE YOU” kiss is a kiss that is so passionate and meaningful that it screams the words “I love you” without even speaking.
“My favorite kind of kiss is the i love you, I LOVE YOU kiss”
When a hispanic man has sex with a ginger woman.
Yo, see Juan over there? He totally i love lucy'd that ginger ho last night.
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