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IL@U is simply put, "I laugh at you"
"i was on the phone last night to this chick and i thought i'd lost my mobile but turns out, i was talking to her on it! god i felt stupid."
"that is totally dumb! IL@U"
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Pretty shit town on the suburbs of chicago. Absolutely nothing to do here, besides roach infested dairy hut, and shu's sushi. Kids are either preppy ass rich white kids who go to the prison known as oswego east, or drug addicted wannabe thugs who go to oswego high.
Hey man, im thinking of moving to Oswego, IL
Fucking dont. It sucks.
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A huge shithole in Northern Illinois. Somehow is considered a suburb of Chicago but is 4 hours away. You can go swimming in the Rock River and solve 90 missing persons cases simultaneously. There’s nothing to do there besides smoke weed, kill people, and rob stores due to there being no jobs. It’s common nickname is Glockford. It’s one of the most dangerous cities in America, & it raises a bunch of shitheads. But everyone who lives here loves it despite its faults. Don’t move here though.
Guy 1: “Yo, you ever been to Rockford, Il?
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”
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1. Literally means the Chief in italian, term coined by Musolini to describe himself in the seonc world war.
2. Innuendo for the word douche due to remarkable similarity in word construction.
1. "The head of the facist party was Musolini, il Duce."
2. Johnny Tran why are you being such an il duce?
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A town in the most south south of Illinois, surrounded by cows, corn, and pigs, Vienna Illinois is a hillbilly redneck town, with Hillbillies as far as the eye can see. Its a waving town, so when a car passes, no matter if you know the person or not, you will wave anyways. Its surrounding towns, are Anna, Buncome, and Cypress. The High School is the Vienna Eagles. This is a small town. 5 gas stations,3 old people homes, a dairy queen, a subway, and a mcdonalds.
Mable Sue- "Why did that man just wave at me, I didnt know him."
Ellie May- "Well Gosh, he must be from Vienna, IL"
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A shithole that needs more hotties. The only thing the town has going for it is the mass amount of marijuana for all to smoke.
Hey man, don't go to Rockford, that place sucks.
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The crossroads of opportunity. Known as a regional powerhouse for industry and entertainment. Known as the Las Vegas of the Midwest.
Also, the birthplace of star of stage and screen Brian M. Semple (Littlefoot). This titan was known for his work in such classics as, "E-ham Bukkake Sluts 7, 8, 14" "Hard-on Sleeve" and "Citizen Kane"
Man, I wish I lived in Effingham, IL so I would never be bored.
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