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douche-baggins

Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.

douche douchecanoe Douche bad douche bag 9000 tool

Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?

by chickenmcfuc April 30, 2010

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dildo baggins

A blithering idiot

Used when someone says something idiotic or stupid

"You Dildo Baggins"

by jen17 August 23, 2009

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frodo baggins

1. One who encounters adversity at every turn; 2. One whose excursions are always beset by misfortune

I'm not getting on the ski lift with Jen. She's such a frodo baggins that it'd probably break while we were the only ones on it and we'd get stuck over night.

by libsdubs March 16, 2011

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tea baggin

to dunk your nads in the bitches mouth.
You know... The old "In & Out" Routine.

It seems like Big Mamma was tea baggin too mucken futch...
I can't understand what his {or her?} definition is supposed to say? Big Mamma says: "UUUUUUHHHHH, iuyevosQKAsijh AKYRefiwareuhrbtc98eas74hr=-" What evah!!!

by mavros April 17, 2006

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Bilbo Baggins

When receiving oral sex from a dwarf while performing a bowel movement.

I declined going to the after party, I really had to use the restroom and the cute dwarf with the Santa hat offered to give me a Bilbo Baggins.

by Half-Bottle November 27, 2007

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triple baggin

what a young lower class gigaboo does when he can only afford the cheap shitty condoms, one would substitute the single quality condom for 3 shitty condoms to get the same amount of protection; can also be used as a way for one gigaboo to tell another gigaboo that he/or she needs to get a fucking job

"yo jerome man i heard you were triple baggin christine last night man, ya black ass needs ta get a job nigga"

by Derek Richter September 24, 2006

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Baggins' Syndrome

When a person makes a huge accomplishment, but becomes depressed as their life will only coast from that point.

Buzz Aldrin suffered from Baggins' Syndrome after returning from Apollo 11 as he felt that he peaked.

by jimbojimbal October 1, 2019

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