the person who's personal belongings are frequently being peed on by angry hoardes of acquaitances. The Ian is horrendously bad looking with crooked spine , yellow teeth & an awkward sense of humour that leaves the masses wondering what the hell.
Favourite passtimes include cyberbulling, mind games, and playing laser tag.
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Ian makes a gay joke to make the gay pride kid in friendgroup mad. Tries to be a good friend and a good joke maker but fails miserably. Tries to apologize Γ©xito the gay kid
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Ian is amazing, strong, and can be scary at times. Heβs a sweetheart if you get to know him though. Very few people have ever got to know him as more than a friend, but Iβm sure the ones that did weβre happy. He has electric blue eyes, black, slightly curly hair, and a perfect smile. You always want an Ian. π€ͺ
Ian your amazing.
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When you shit yourself in a public area and begin to rub your diarrhea all over the nearest person.
I did an Ian in school today. I'm no longer allowed in the state of Flordia.
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A guy who's addicted to porn and jerks off 6 times a day. Hes lonely asf and depressed. He lives in his older brothers shadow and likes dick.
Ew he looks like an Ian.
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The Sun
A Chicken
A Chicken Nugget
Crispy Chicken
Teddy Bear missing an arm
Burnt, frozen Chicken Nugget
A soulless person
Evil
Ur Mom
That kid is such an "Ian".
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Being an Ian is the highest level of gayness one can achieve
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