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Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.
In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.
After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
When the blister already burst and you can't put a Compeed brand band aid on it
"Try putting on a Compeed" - "Nah, bitch's already burst, i can't compeed!"
"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."
The button u might press when u vote for:
president
flavor of donuts
if this should be a definition
I can't decide if i want chocholate-covered pickles or marshmallow pizza
Something you say to your mum when you can't find something, moments before she instantly out of nowhere finds it.
Timmy: Mum? I can't find it.
Mum: *does magic shit, before summoning it out of thin air.* SEE I FOUND IT UR DUM-ASS EYES