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A sexual act that occurs when the man reinserts his penis into the woman's vagina, after having had it in her anus.
Any doctor will tell you that nasty urinary tract infections can result from the Illegal U-Turn.
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National Illegal Day happens everyday, it’s when it’s illegal to rape people
Me: Do you know what today is?
You: No.
Me: It’s National Illegal Day it happens everyday.
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On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.
Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh
When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'
Dear Cst,
I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.
(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),
( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)
When you go to the bathroom and there is writing in the stall.
Jimmy: I was in the bathroom and saw some illegal llama fights.
Lucas: Wow man was it harsh?
Jimmy: Tots mcgoats.
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The action to become freaking illegal.
1.) Commit an illegal activity and be sentenced to at least 10 years in prison.
2.) Get deported.
3.) Say anything offensive to The United States of America.
Friend: I'm playing google snake game rn.
Later....
Friend: *dies in snake*
Me: What's wrong?
Friend: GET FREAKING ILLEGAL!
Act of downloading something (usually movie or album) because you feel left out having not seen (or heard) it and can't be buggered to go pay for it...
Joey: Dude you seen Pick of Destiny?
You: NO dude you were supposed to tell me when everyone was seeing that
Joey: *sings song from movie*
You: if you don't stop i'm gonna go illegal
Joey: tch....fine
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