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Religious person: imagine a third testament- what would you add?
Me: Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
Imagine a third testicle- How would you cum?
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A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"
You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
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An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.
Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
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A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
Imagination Library is the best.
using imagination while working to bring about something; creating something first in the mind before creating it in the workplace or the real world
Imagineering is a serious step towards actualizing a significant business innovation.
The newest cringe “got you” type of question for when you have nothing interesting to tell your “friends.”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”
- Have you heard Imagine Dragon’s new CD?
- No
- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face
A word used for something dumb or weird, like imagine playing (insert game name), but only for weird or dumb things. It can also be used to make fun of someone
Imagin being a peasant