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when a guy is fucking from the back 🐶style and a guy getting his 🐓 sucked in the front and they hold hands to make it look like the eiffel tower 🗼
guy one: wanna go to paris with me and *name*?
girl: yea
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A trick you use on BIG Lady Gaga fans. you tell them she made a new song called Paris Owl and tell them to go search it because it is AMAZING! you can see if they fall for it...
You: Jedd did you hear Lady Gaga's newest song?
Jedd: a new song seriously??
You: yea search it up i heard it on the radio its called Paris owl
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1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).
1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"
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noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).
The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).
Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »
Alex: « Why?! »
Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »
Alex: « Neat, dude! »
To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.
Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.
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The Paris Agreement is a treaty that was signed by the leaders of 195 countries. The purpose of the agreement is to signficantly reduce global warming and emissions by 2020. By 2100, the Paris Agreement intends to eliminate emissions altogether and end global warming for good.
I am totally in favor of the Paris Agreement because emissions and global warming are terrible for the envionment.
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Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.
Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.
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