clear pants

something you wear to very fancy occasions where you need your penis to get noticed by a Mexican monkey

I went to the zoo of Paris rocking my clear pants

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

Crystal Clear

When its really cold, the womans' nipples are piercing through her white tee shirt.

"her crystal clear nips were showing during class"

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throat clearing

to disavow someone or something before defending that same thing, often done before playing the role of "devil's advocate"

Hitler was a terrible, awful, despicable, cruel, dastardly person but he had some pretty good ideas.

We get it, no need for so much throat clearing.

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clear the air

make the air less sultry.

Guy talking with girlfriend about his ex.

GF: We started dating, like, a year after you broke up.

Guy: Yeah, but that doesn't matter with her.
Guy: She's got a crazy streak, and this is bound to set her off.
Guy: What if she hurts me physically?
Guy: What if she hurts me with words?

GF: Just talk to her. Clear the air.

*New Girl s03e15*

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loud and clear

Obvious; when something is "in-your-face" and apparent.

"I hear you, LOUD AND CLEAR!"

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clear channel

Originally, a clear channel radio station was one that had somehow gotten the right to have a number on the dial with no other radio stations anywhere near it-- therefore, you could hear it for hundreds of miles, both because it had a very strong signal, and because there were no other radio stations with similar dial numbers competing with it.

35 years ago, you could hear WBZ (which was a clear channel radio station based in Boston) as far away as Ohio.

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