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When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....
You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!
Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.
Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,
WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
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For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
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Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it
Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome
Ikr
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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)
yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?
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The action of a mail man engaging in sexual intercourse with one of his or her loyal applicants.
Mine was great, I had postual intercourse with my mailman.
When two people who really love each other come together as one ;)
My mom and her side hoe had mutual intercourse.
An FBI AGENT who is controlled by his DOG to the point when the DOG AND THE AGENT are having SEXUAL RELATIONS the DOG IS ALWAYS THE DOMINANT PARTNER and the DOG can be MALE OR FEMALE.
A vehicle for being above the law to CONFISCATE by entering somebody else's COURSE and taking connective past place property that was aquired said legally by the very TARGET of CONFISCATION.
A MASTER FLIP as it is quite a BITCH DOING.
Severe difficulty in finding a SEX PARTNER for FUCKING.
Well he is finally nude ,says the DOG PRONTO as the FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has been consummated.
Now the AGENT'S TURN somehow FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has a BIG LIGHT of TELEPATHY as implication a PEDOPHILE'S property is always fair game.
Behind CLOSED DOORS eventually the exhibitionist FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE is caught because SPATIAL COMPLIANCE is dramatically violated due to the enormous difficulty of penetration and the BLOODY EVIDENCE left BEHIND by the ASSH0LE.
ELON says , " if you send any messages through the 'chain of command, you will be immediately terminated from TESLA and it's subsidiaries and FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE can be an INTERCURSE due to an individual before they can meet anyone has to go through " the ANAL ALAN , the chain of command.