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He blends whole avocados, and is the best dancer ever!
Ivan Krslovic is such a good dancer
An annoying prick who cheats on his girlfriend and doesn't who give a shit about her and makes her cry and hangs out with other assholes (and has twigs for legs)
Ceaser (Ivan): OmG tHeRe'S lIkE 20 gIrLs ArOuNd Me
The most Russian person ever. Usually fights bears shirtless daily, drinks more vodka than water, worships one of these: Stalin, Lenin or Putin.
"That dude is such a Ivan Ivanovich."
Boxer in Rocky IV played by Dolph Lundgren. Captain in the Red army from The Soviet Union, was the ametuer champion. Credited for killing Apollo Creed within 2 rounds. Used Steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6'3 223lbs {don't quote me on that}, Got the shit knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with Rocky Balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.
"you will lose"- Drago to Apollo before the match
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
A beauty from Russia, Provy is the absolute definition of what you want in a hockey player. Shipped here from Russia when he was only 14, he’s worked his way from the Scranton Knights all the way up to the greatest sports league in the world, the NHL. He is truly a work of art from the big man upstairs.
Ivan Provorov has scored to win the Stanley Cup.
Someone incapable of cooking quesadilla's
Wow the chef here is an Ivan luna