Got amazing guy who is a successful youtuber. All the hoes want him.
It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,
1) how much Guinness he had so far &
2) what time of the night it is.
JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.
JB Hi-Fi Limited is a publicly-listed Australian retailer that sells and specialises in consumer goods. JB Hi-Fi has locations in Australia and New Zealand.
"mate I just when to Jb Hi-Fi and picked up a new phone"
The lost limbs of a baby. We will worship them forever. Don’t dare worship the limbs without my consent. I am so in love that I sleep with them every day. We make love every tuesday and he kisses me backstage. Oh how I love my jb beesus
JACK BARAKAT OF ALL TIME LOW MOTHA FUCKASSS
Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye
Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB
a build referring to which a guy is so huge he broke the scale
“Dang, that kid is fat”
“yeah he got a jb ah build”
referring to a fat fuck of a disappointment who’s built is so large that my 600lb life turned him down
damn the guy got a jb ah build