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Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.
Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS
To get JP'ed is not a funny thing, you will loose all your LP and all of your hard day's work in just mere hours, but the truly horrific thing about getting JP'ed is that you only realize it when its too late, its inevitable and can't be prevented.
You will notice you are getting JP'ed when you hear your Toplaner say that it's "worth" to die for a turret but loose the game, you are getting JP'ed when you loose the teamfight but he got 3 Hearthsteel stacks, you are getting JP'ed when your toplaner picks Master Yi and tells you he will carry. Getting JP'ed is not fun for anybody.
Person A: "Bro, i stayed up all night to get back to Diamond just to drop back to Plat with 7 looses in a row a day later"
Person B: "Lmao, did you get JP'ed again?"
Person A: "Yeah and he asked if we could duo later again..."
Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.
“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”
“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”
“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”
an incredibly sexy chad and a professional pussy slayer, he is the human equivalent of a dildo, he has the ability to extract lesbians from the lgbt community
'yo it that the big JP' - person 1
'holy shit look at the crowd of chicks around him' - person 2
The act of JP'ing involves taking your hand and shoving it down a females pants proceeded by telling the ho "let's f*uck".
This is technique is only used by real go getter's who know what they want and take it. Proceed with caution and be prepared for lawsuits.
"Bruh, the second she opened the door I hit her wit the JP, shorty ain't expect a street playa."