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When a man fucks another man upside down bouncing up and down in a block of honey. They then proceed to freeze the honey and fuck in sub zero temperatures. The genitals swell up and create an expulsion of fat cum shots. Then they shatter the honey and die together
I attempted the Jackhammering Honey Buster Delight yesterday
Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.
When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
Like a Mississippi Jack hammer but throat fucking instead
Shari had COVID and was complaining about her sore throat so Darko got out his salami stick and gave her a Serbian jackhammer 🤣
To suck the toenail off a very beautiful female.
Yo Sam, I heard Johnny gave Alice the Ohio jackhammer. It was gnarly my guy.
When you fuck her so hard she bleeds
I can't wait to go home and spicy jackhammer my girl
The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.
I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.
After a male and female have rough sexual intercourse, and the female's leg starts shaking and vibrating, thus not being able to walk.
Dude, I just gave her the Callahan Jackhammer and she won't be able to walk for a bit!