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I'm sorry bitches, but the name Jacob has been ruined by Mr. Satorious.
"Hey Jaco-"
"SATORIOUS??? CUZ JACOB CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!!"
"I meant Jacob Hawking. Our friend."
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Jacob is gay af. He likes bbc's and big balls. He also have a very small dick, and he likes children.
"Look theres a guy with a small dick chasing those little kids!"
"Oh you mean Jacob"
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Jacob is a very fun, loving and VERY very gay guy, he really loves bum and really loves to kiss boys, he deffo be clapping men’s cheeks on a daily
Person: Jacob clapped mad cheeks last night yo
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A fat fuck that sits on his ass all day and then he eat koolaid pickles
"Oh shit its Jacob earthquake"
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Anyone named Jacob is probably going to manipulate you, make you feel like shit, get mad at everything you do, not let you hang out with your friends and be overal controlling. Guys named Jacob are known to cheat with whores. Don’t talk to boys named Jacob
Girl 1: are you ok?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: why not?
Girl 2: that asshole Jacob
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Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag
"Did you hear about Jacob?"
"Yeah he's a douchebag."
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