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Jakob

The cute guy from Auditory Message , which is an alternative rock band from Austria, you should definetly go and check out their Instaagram @auditorymessage

Girl: he’s so cute
Girl 2: he’s Jakob from Auditory Message

by PanicAtTheDiscoRoach August 27, 2018


Jakob

Typically gifted with a MASSIVE dick.

Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.

by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021


Jakob

Jakoby : his middle name means he who supplants /he who builds a firm foundation on the lord . A fun fact that Jakoby is a very masculine name and a famous Basketball player names .

Jakoby is a man who is independent finically . Jakoby is a man of God who has eye for detail and can prophecy .

by Musicismyclarity February 23, 2022


Jakob

Jakob is the most savage mixed nigga to ever roam the earth. He will always sweep the baddest bitches right off their feet due to his balls being made of solid netherite

Be weary of Jakob he might swag on your auntie

by comraderacc November 11, 2021


Jakob

Jakob is a River

Jakob is a free water River

by Chirs is a Nazi February 1, 2019


Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.

Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”

by Armenianthief January 26, 2023


Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018