wompy jawed

a word meaning mis aligned or crooked.

a car has a bent wheel. friend "a" said to friend "b" yo dude look at that car, it got a wompy jawed wheel!

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Jaws of hell

Something gay guys, or straight guys who can't get laid, call the vagina.
Similar to bros before hoes, it is designed to make getting laid seem lame.

Brian: Dude! I can't believe you slept with that chick. You might get swallowed by the jaws of hell and never recover!
Joe:... no.

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Jaw Boning

When a slut sucks two dicks at the same time.

Rachel was jaw boning me and Roger last night. We busted all over her chin.

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lock jaw

When high on ecstasy
your jaw locks up from grinding your teeth

Lisa got lock jaw when she was on E

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wabba jaw

A vagina with teeth.

I lost a hand to that wabba jaw.

Wacker-Jawed

To be askew, out of place, or of a confusing placement.

Wow, that girl looks all wacker-jawed laying on the floor like that.

Anal jaw

The feeling one gets after licking an arse hole for 22 minuets plus

Richard licked his girls arse hole for 26 mins. Resulting in mild anal jaw