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omg you broke your ankle tripping over toilet paper? what in the jellybean!
(SAID IN SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Kevin was born with a deformity called Jellybeanism
You can do whatever you want!
Cc:Hey its jellybean day!
Cc:oh,cool!
A purple jellybean is a fried chicken KFC creation for the Memphis, Tennessee area.
MMmmm these purple jellybeansmix up fried chicken and purple drank in one?! I'm gonna call up my crew so we can all chew this dank bean.
Malevolent night creature known for shaking down party people for their bag of blow while simultaneously hoarding their personal stash.
Lindsay’s a friggin Jellybean Troll, she straight up Dyson’d the community bag while hoarding a solid G and then bounced when the com-bag hit zero, licking her numb gums and doing a donut in the intersection at 8am in 3 feet off snow on the unplowed streets during a winter storm warning wearing a stolen Grateful Dead T-shirt.
The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).
Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"
John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
March 23rd is National JellyBean Day. You should sub to JellyBean on Youtube, and on this day go watch their videos.
Wait, Its March 23rd, IT'S National JellyBean day! WE GOTTA GO WATCH JELLYBEAN!? GO, GO, GOOO!!