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jellyfish breasts

Nice, potentially ~scoop~able breasts that are jiggly like a jellyfish. They have an ethereal float to them. They are the definition of the perfect jiggly titty.

*Tentacles not required*

Damn she has nice jellyfish breasts.

by sweden2020 April 27, 2021


Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018


Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.

dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold

by Lucky18 January 26, 2011

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Jellyfish jelly

1. The tastiest thing in the sea;

2. Potential gay slang refering to k y jelly;

Yo you got some of that jellyfish jelly?

by Acejr27 April 2, 2019


stepping on a jellyfish

doing something really stupid to impress someone even though what you are doing is the epitome of not cool. Usually applied to dudes trying to show off in front of pretty girls, but can be applied to anyone who thinks something incredibly foolish is actually impressive.

Don was totally stepping on a jellyfish for Janet last weekend. He ate 67 hot dogs in one sitting.

by Asynkronus January 25, 2018


Jealous Jellyfish

A sexual act of pleasure when one female disposes their urine ontop of a males chest. The female then continues to mix the urine with superglue, causing the mixture to stick onto the males chest. The woman then continues to give oral pleasures to the man, while he rips the mixture of urine and superglue off of his hairy chest.

Wow, Hugo is so brave! He received the Jealous Jellyfish from Zoe last night! Intense!

by CockMinister April 17, 2011

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spineless jellyfish

A person who has no since of morality; (in extreme cases) a person without a conscience; one who does not care about the repercussions of his/her actions

Dude 1: Dude this hot chick asked me to take her out on a date and I totally stood her up bro lmao what a dumb bitch.
Dude 2: Wow man, way to be a spineless jellyfish.

by DontieDankboy February 23, 2017

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