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A Giant fat boy that is a try-hard, who eats rice all day. They might try and scare you with their weight but it is only a cushion of fat so it won't pulverise you. Just keep out of their way when the bell for lunch rings, and they'll run faster then Usain Bolt to get to Cafeteria first.
"Woah how are we going to rock climb that boulder"
"That's no boulder... ITS A JERRY! RUN!"
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To say something not meaning to be funny and having it be funny and inturn draging out said joke until it is no longer funny in anyway. Used in a phrase such as "Ok Jerry thats enough" or "Thats alright Jerry you can stop there"
Guy 1-
Ya he was stupid for a football player.
Group of people-
Hahahahahaha
Guy 1-
Haha ya and there are some stupid football players, i'll tell you what!
Group of people-
....um........
Guy 2-
"Ok Jerry, you can stop now!"
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A jerry is a male penis that is usually 4 inches or smaller
Man 1: "I measured my penis last night and it was only 4 inches big"
Man 2: "you got a jerry man
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a person that wears really skinny jeans and elongated t shirts and tries to copy Jerry Lorenzo as much as they can. their favorite shoes are probably vans checkerboard or some yeezys 350 and there is a good chance they will be wearing a t shirt with nothing on it that they got from h&m and call that "high end fashion".
Founded by Jacob Wallace and Fernando Rangel
look at that guy wearing an elongated tee with some checkerboard vans he is such a Jerry boy
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Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.
Born: Gerald Norman Springer
February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer
Chicago, Illinois,
U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic
Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)
Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer
Talk show host
Judge
Lawyer
Politican
Known for:
Jerry Springer show
America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio
Website: www.jerryspringer.com
If you stayed home from middle school
Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show
While at home off from school .
If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to
People age 14 and up .
A Political Jerry is someone who’s gullible and of dangerously low political intellect who lets their significant other or friend group change/manipulate their beliefs in a quick manner. The difference between most people and a Political Jerry is they start believing what ever is being told to them and start pretending to be a political scientist. Political Jerries will do things like post odd/cringey/false political stuff on social media, show up to protest/rallies they know nothing about about, and attempt in debating people who are more educated or qualified than them but always end up looking stupid.
Political Jerry’s are prone to getting upset/emotional when being corrected, made fun of (for posting dumb political stuff), or losing a debate they started. They don’t like to be told them and their “source(s)” of knowledge are wrong because they already feel intellectually vulnerable.
A Political Jerry is the most dangerous thing to democracy because they’ve shown their inability to think on their own, do proper research, and prefer to be told what to think.
Ever since Christina started hanging out with her new friends, she’s become a Political Jerry since all she does these days is talk about Pro-Russian politics. We asked her to point out Russia on a map and she pointed to Argentina.
Mark grew up mainly republican until he met his girlfriend a year ago. Now he’s become Political Jerry constantly uploading liberal stuff to his social media and in his group chats.
Our buddy Chris keeps has been a real political Jerry these days. He keeps getting all offended and emotional after getting made fun of for sending us either incorrect/inaccurate political memes. I don’t get it, he does this often and it’s a cycle that occurs often with him.