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jess has big nose and looks like Donald trump and always puts herself before other very un loyal never tell her any of your secrets because she will tell everyone and makes people lives hell do not be friends with a jess
jess is ugly
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has a big brain, talks way too much, gets in trouble alot. If jesse is ur boyfriend then ur the luckiest person in the world
HE LOVES ANIME
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Calm, cool, collected and rational DOE member.
Usually blonde, a mammal and highly hydrated.
OMG, this is exactly why i don't listen to others bullshit until i know the facts. Just doing the jess until i know what's up.
Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."
"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II
(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."
Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."
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Jesse is the most nicest guy someone could ever meet. He's good looking and amazing at everything. He always knows how to put a smile on a girl's face. He's very adorable and knows what to say to a girl to make them happy. He's everything a girl would ever need. I'm glad I have a Jesse of my own.
Jesse, I love you.
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Generally tall goofy blue eyed man. He scares easily and likes big booty bitches. He likes to unsuccessfully break dance. His only talent is poorly singing in the shower. His gas overtakes your lungs and lingers for hours.
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