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When an event which receives a lot of hype ends up getting cancelled after something devastating occurs.
In December 2021, people around the world began to prepare for Betty White's 100th birthday the following month. Some people even went so far as to count down the days until she reached 100. But on New Year's Eve, the White 100 Jinx occurred. Betty White unexpectedly died, seventeen days shy of 100, to the shock of all of her fans who were anticipating the great big 100th birthday blowout.
RIP Betty White
January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021
When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.
Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.
The phenomenon where something absolutely refuses to work until someone else looks at it.
After hours of trying to reset my laptop, I finally took it to IT and suddenly it works; must be Spectator's Jinx!
A huge black cat that would hate if you disturbed it. They are most likey pure bred but vets can't tell with out be harmed by the animal. If you ever encounter a "Mr Jinx", especially if he's sleeping, be sure not to disturb him because you may end up in hostipal.
Omg is that Mr Jinx, nigga we better be careful.
When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.
Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"