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If you first meet a Jordan. He can be a total weirdo. But he can actually be really nice funny, caring and loyal to his friends. A Jordan is a positive person who would do anything to make his friends happy. He is usually really funny an caring. If you ever meet a Jordan, Do not miss the opportunity to be his friend. He can be one of the best friends you have ever had!
"OMG! That dude is SOOO funny! He HAS to be a Jordan!"
"He bought me chocolate milk today! He is soooo kind!"
Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.
That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.
Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,
Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now
An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
Dude 1:
Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠
a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi
"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan
sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .