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can be a dick but really cares about you.
Women: Josh is a dick but he really does care
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The kind of guy who joins vc and deafens/mutes immediately
I was in Discord vc and someone joined and didn't even talk, just muted immediately. Wasn't surprised to see it was Josh
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Josh is the guy that gets along with everyone! Will constantly support people with their goals even of they are goals he would not particularly like personally, but as long as it makes that person happy, he will do everything he can to make sure they feel his excited energy to encourage them to pursue their dreams. Josh may feel like that is his life purpose- to make sure everyone feels good all the time. Because of this generous attitude of giving emotional support to others, he will sadly neglect the most important person in his life-himself. He may not even fully comprehend what he personally enjoys and wants out of life because for so long he has supported others, tricking himself that he honestly loves everything. But deep inside (a place that he may not even knows exists YET) he has his own desires and goals he so badly wants to pursue. All Josh needs, are friends that make sure they make time to hear how he's feeling each day, what he would like to do and it's only then that Josh can see who he is, what he personally likes and what he doesnt like. Josh is a good guy. Josh is a good friend but all Josh needs to do is to make sure to take care of himself. He will see that yes, he was good at giving advice/supporting others, but he will soon discover that it is only after giving himself care, that his advice to others will then be 10x more powerful and meaningful.
P.s hes also probably super Mexican
"That's Josh over there hugging someone and laughing."
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Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...
He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...
He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away
are to die for.
This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.
He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint
His biggest enemy is usually a Jake
Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides
( ---- me gurl ) LOL
Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..
Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.
I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?
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n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
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- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
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