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A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.
Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced
Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.
Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
Qantas totally joyced me.
I've been working here for 40 years and after all that they Joyced me.
To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
Being fucked over like what the Qantas CEO has done to all his employees
The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.
Man you really Joyced my pizza!
Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.
Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.