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THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS

if this definition is named after you, shut the fuck up you tomato potato rumble bumble bitch. jkjk.... i think. don’t kys... today :) you know you love me. xoxo- jojo

THE OWA OWA OF KERMITS IS COMING!! THE HOUSE IS SHAKING

by jordisdrummodumbo February 6, 2021


Kermit Piss

A wack UK fuck who has a plethora of fetishes, some legal, some not.

Kermit piss molested me yesterday

by Miss piggy shit September 18, 2020


Kermit froggin

When a drunk guy walks into the middle of a scene of my 600lb life and starts fucking her and she orgasms to the point of explosive Diarra and get her last night's slop all over him

Yo John did you hear that Jesse was Kermit froggin last night and couldn't show up to work because it was a shitty experience

by Kermit the bacon eating frog July 14, 2022


Kermit v baby yoda

A epic stand of between two foes the Kermit strikes but baby yoda kills Kermit and everyone around is scared

Dan: oh yeah let’s fight like Kermit v baby yoda
Albert: Ok I’m Kermit

by Fat beluga March 9, 2022


Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*

"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"

by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021


Kermit

Kermit is a very largely memed upon frogge that is very cool

“Kermit is very cool.”

by It’sFroggaebesties March 30, 2022


Kermit

GoD

Kermit is love Kermit is life.

by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019