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When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.
"Bit of a kebab nose over there"
When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving
"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"
Slavic chick giving head and having anal sex at the same time.
Me and my buddy, Keith had a Russian Kebab last night!
a primitive life form, similar to an ape. they have a very basic grasp of the english language, often words are mistaken for grunts. the kebab man also has absolutly no concept of time as they can often mistake 35 minutes for an hour and a half. there skills can be either driving a car or answering a telephone. although they are confused a lot of the time they usualy get there job done.
"the kebab man had serious B.O"
"SHIT the kebab men short changed me again, im not sure weather they just can't count or maybe there actually quite cunning"
"no chilli sause please!, 5 mins later, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CHILLI SAUSE ON MY KEBAB!"
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The hairs above a ladies bikinr line that need a trim
You see Mary by the pool? Kebab spiders crawling right up to her navel
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Giving head to a woman.
Ayodele kebab munching on linda all night long.
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