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a little marshmallow squid who doesnt know what a treadmill is
have you seen keegan eddy on a treadmill before?
No i havent
FAT SQUID
A cutie patootie who is often found engaged in concerning activities with dogs, particularly ones with impaired hearing.
Simon: why is that guy touching a deaf dog
Jason: it's normal, he's a Joseph Keegan
When you have less than 500 damage at the end of a warzone rebirth game
Player 1 - 12 kills (3120 damage)
Player 2 - 6 kills (1590 damage)
Player 3 - 1 kill (320 damage)
Player 3 has (Keegan Damage)
A full fledged asshole who isn't afraid of a fucking thing. In Latin terms, "Keegan" *the badass* means exactly as stated.
"That fucker looks like Keegan."