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- interjection sometimes offensive, religious people will use this curse instead of so they will not take the Lords name in vain. It is also a Pop-culture reference to the comic book 'Superman' which took the allegory of Moses and Jesus Christ from the Bible and made Clark Kent's superhero alter-ego.
A Roman Catholic School Girl would shout out "Clark Kent on a cross!" after stubbing her toe, so not to offend a preist or a nun, much.
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When a guy takes his girl to a bedroom, with the girl demanding sex from him, as the gal gets him to fuck and make love to her, but her man doesn't appear to enjoy the sex or lovemaking when he's with his girl.
The gal finds her man to be hot, though the man is quite feminine looking and womanish, and after the sex, the gal believes her man to be so gay that he'd prefer getting it in the butt then having sex with her, as he splooges onto his girlfriend's back from behind while looking at gay porn and/or using a vibrator in his butt (while possibly being biologically female).
Lizzy just texted me that she just had sex with her boyfriend, but the sex was so bad that she just got thomas kent a ho'd.
Guinevere had sex with a man she met at the club, and as the man performed a thomas kent a ho on her. But judging by the way they had sex together, and by studying his mannerisms, Guinevere told me that she wouldn't be surprised at all if her boyfriend really were actually a bisexual lesbian femme crossdressing as a man.
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Based off Superman, it's the inability to notice that someone wearing glasses and that person not wearing glasses are the same person.
Kyle: Tim? Is that you?
Tim: Yeah.
Kyle: Oh. I almost didn't notice you with your glasses on.
Tim: Yep. That's Clark Kent Syndrome for you.
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When some person you aren't too fond of decides to comment on your Facebook status, again, and again, and again. The person seeing the notification may become filled with excitement... until they realize who the comment is from. The comments aren't even clever, they're just dumb.
Ted: "Hey, I just got a Facebook notification on my phone. I wonder what it is... oh man!"
Jack: "What is it?"
Ted: "Its just Kent commenting on my status again, dammit!"
Jack: "The Kent Buzz Kill strikes again..."
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a Kent Street Killa is a gang in Perth full of the scariest and biggest group in Perth. If you see them you will shit bricks and run away. The leader of this gang is Hugo Otobe, who is now in jail for murder 🥶🥶. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with a KSK.
Person: Hey, did you see the Kent Street Killa's at that party
Other Person: Yeah I did, they rolled me for my TN's and stabbed an innocent man
Person: Wow, they are soo cool and i want to be just like them
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a VERY ghetto school, full of fake gang bangers, bitches who got a bigger body count than their gpa, and a bunch of students with stds
“bitch i think i got herpes”
“really? i think im pregnant”
“who’d you fuck”
“naw who’d you fuck”
*both*
“someone from kent meridian high school ”
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After a failed attempt of "Superman a Ho" that could lead in a slap, or worse, you scoop up the failed ejaculate to slick back your hair à la Clark Kent, mild mannered reporter. This should provide decent enough cover to vamoose in your clever guise.
That ho got irate after I tried to Superman her, she was steaming out of both ears! There was only one way out; Clark Kent Dat Ho! So I slicked back my hair, grabbed my clothes then it was make like Tom and Cruise.
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