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When a person shits out a massive turd, carefully sticks it in the freezer, and then fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me: OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went home and used my Kentucky Klondike!
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A small town in the Southeastern part of Kentucky, in Laurel County. The people who live in London are considered the countriest of the country (in Kentucky anyway), but that is not true. In fact, the natives here are more civilized than a lot of towns surrounding London, like Barbourville.
You might be familiar with the World Chicken Festival, which is located here in our town. People come from a lot of different states to witness the stupidity of the locals celebrating chicken. But we do take a pride in it so if you come to see the CockFest (not a gay pride rally, slang term for Chicken Festival) don't make fun of us, because we will take it seriously.
We live in London Kentucky where we go to either South or North Laurel and we go to the movies and smoke pot for fun!
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Is When your sister is eating out your aunt and you reach down and lift her by the ankles and give her a pull start by ripping the anal beads from her asshole.
After giving Darlene the ol’ Kentucky lawnmower she munched that grass till aunt Verna was moister than an oyster and hurtin for a squirtin.
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The sexual act in which Kentucky Bourbon is poured into the anus prior to anal sex then eaten in combination with the lube, fecal matter and semen by one or both partners.
"Wow, Stan that sure was a hearty Kentucky lunch" "Yes Catherine, and don't worry, you can always reheat your Kentucky leftovers"
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A Kentucky Oasis is the pool of vomit left in the small of a partner's back when you let loose your excessive whiskey during your rear-entry session. Note that the more fit the partner is, the more muscular the back is and the larger the oasis will be!
Old Crow got the better of me last night.. but I scored a nice kentucky oasis when I popped!
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The act of putting your penis in a male/females anus and then picking up he/she legs. Then the person getting penetrated then stands on their two hands. At this time the man inside the victim proceeds to walk them around the room thus performing the Kentucky Tractor
My friend Jakes mom let my Kentucky Tractor her last night
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A large hill situated in a sketchy part of Mississauga, Ontario. It was named after the favored KFC which used to be located next to the hill, by the people who live in the hood. Families use the winter for tobogganing and social gatherings.
Guy 1 - hey wanna chill at Kentucky Hill?
Guy 2 - aight, bring your toboggan and shit.
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