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..it's finger licking good.
She had a kfc pussy. I enjoyed the leftovers.
When one goes to a local KFC, buys a bucket of chicken and then place it next to a fat girl's door, underneath a box held up by a stick. When she goes for the chicken, she will then get trapped and one shall be able to get some coochie.
I just got a victory royale using the KFC trap. Easy way to get your dick sucked.
Eating more than one kind of chicken at KFC, resulting in stoumach discomfort all day and diarrhea the next day.
Jon: I've got KFC poisoning!!
Marcus: How did that happen?
Jon: I had Popcorn chicken and chicken strips!
Marcus: You will regret that tomorrow
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A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy
"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"
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To clean one's self using a handi wipe typically obtained from a KFC.
Due to the limited size of the handi wipe, typical use is similar to the pirate shower technique of just hitting the armpits and genitals.
Made famous in the movie "Book of Eli" during the scene in which Denzel Washington cleans his pits and genitals using a KFC handi wipe.
Guillermo: Hey...stop the car, i gotta run into this KFC real quick.
Jesus: What for?
Guillermo: I stink like a muafuca and need a KFC shower right quick before we go to the strip bar.
Jesus: Grab some wipes for me too.
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When you keep KFC leftovers and microwave them afterwards, the smell is called the KFC bomb.
He opened his tupperware at lunch and totally KFC Bombed us !
To obtain the legendary item we call the KFC Cock, you would need to go over to one of the famous KFC restaurants and sneak into the kitchen area and quickly twist the knob on the fryer. After you do that, you should see the oil should bubble rapidly. Then whip out your greasy midget choad and sink it into the bubbling heap of disgust. Sure you might scream but who isn’t into BDSM? Anyways after you do that your cock should be very crispy and crunchy. If you want (If you didnt get arrested) you can feed this snack to your girl and let her munch away on this chicken nugget. (Or guy if your into that gay shit no homo tho.)
Bobby: Yo I fed my girl a KFC cock and she loved it.
Random African American: Nigggaaa yo dawg whaaat the fuuuuck yo head ass cock cracker.
(Translation: Oh really? I bet your pp is gone. But I bet that tastes good, you mind if I can have a bite?)
Bobby: Sorry I don’t speak Russian.
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