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Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.
We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.
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The act of torching your Ohio partner's pubic bush.
Everything was going fine until she want me to pull a Cincinnati fire kite. Now I gotta wait for the blisters to heal.
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someone who really really high!
homie,chill on tha chronic you already higher than uh kite.
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when someone he/she says something ridiculously stupid.
Person 1: Hey do you know that you cannot breathe underwater?
Person 2: go fly kite lah
If someone dies or gets injured in a funny way the the expression you'd use is "good night jim kite"
*watches funny YouTube competition of dumb people*
*someone gets injured*
"Lol good night jim kite"
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Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.
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Expression of great joy in natural or artificial intoxication. Created by Michelle Hunnicutt
Dude, Im high as a kite and twice as purple.
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