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(n.) The one STD that is 100% fatal slightly over 100% of the time (see resuscitation), and 100% of humans and animals suffer from it.
Life: it's a bitch. 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.
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When someone in your job (military, especially) yells at you about something only someone who is there forever would care about.
"That douchebag sergeant just lifed me for my hair being too long when I got a fucking haircut yesterday"
lifer douchebag
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the most pointless and answerless word of BS on the planet. nothing positive comes out of it. when you look at it... really look at it its all negative...go ahead look back i'll give you a minute... you back? good was i right. i probaly was.
life: i was born into poverty. i grew up into poverty. because of the system (and poverty) i didn't get into college. i remain in poverty. i indulge myself in the illusion of love. i die in poverty.
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When you spend so much time on Urban Dictionary that when you click the "random" button you have already seen the definition.
If you are reading this, you probably have no life.
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A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.
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