Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god 4 symbolen Heeft gecreΓ«erd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.
Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat
Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lΓn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.
It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..
which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..
richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.
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the internet meme that said when encountered a very long text and means ''summarize it you bastard''
x: (very very long text)
y: hey ozet gec lan pic
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a turkish internet meme that said when we encounter a VERY long text. it means ''summarize it you bastard''
x: (a very long text)
y: ozet gec lan pic
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The Dora rip off that confuses the kids by teaching them Chinese.
Ni Hao Kai Lan is more annoying than Dora the Explorer herself.
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1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.
Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.
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A pathetic loser in real life that goes on urban dictionary to suck even harder.
shitbrick:
oh hey! hey! I'm a fucking loser in real life but sooooo popular here!vote me up my homiez!
normal person 1:
no shit asswipe. why dont you go suck some more Lan-da-sack.
normal person 2:
yea yea biznatch. suck my Landasack HO.
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