bye lance

Is basically the same as " Bye Felicia " , dismissing anyone who is irrelevant to You . Bye Lance is Normally Used For Men whereas Bye Felicia is Used For Women

Girl : You Trippen'
Boy : But You Still Chatting Tho Bye Felicia
Girl : BYE LANCE

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ass lancing

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

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Pulling a Lance

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.

Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME

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Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.

"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".

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Lance Syndrome

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).

Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.

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Lance Huber

A fucking insecure retard who is not only a malignant brain tumor, but a whiney bitch who has no self control.

Person A- Nendhehuwhwownw
Person B- You okay?
Person A- Yeah, I just pulled a Lance Huber.

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?